whats going on in my life now....my hopes and dreams...and what makes me laugh :)
dreamer
an asparagus looks on in horror as their four adopted children encourage his tomato husband to commit mass suicide
(via giggle)
From @tarastevens2
[Video: far off shot of a crane lifting a blue Porta-Potty through the air.
Audio: Doctor Who theme song.]
I’m sorry but this kills me every time
(via vereel)
me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me
person: push it off
me: [enraged and offended]
(via thebootydiaries)
She’s trying so hard not to laugh 😭
1. Yellow hijab as blonde hair
2. No voice but you hear it
3. The handle struggle
4. Hijab & Shoulders
(via joshpeck)
2016 in a nutshell
I can’t believe I’m reblogging this three months later with entirely new context
I love how many notes this has
Bringing this back for 2020 :)))))
(via vereel)
why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match
also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing
match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her aliveim here for this analysis
Also extinguisher dude has a better sense of fashion
And a fucking motorcycle
Bold of you to assume candle girl’s the one matchboy’s pining for
@serialreblogger imagine all the fires they could start
On date nights they commit arson
Turns out Matchboy was sad because it was supposed to be his turn to ride the motorcycle
owo poly?
yo this post got way better
(via englandamericaitaly)
